Confessions of a Professional Shoplifter

[Fuck]

Today Walmart was my store of choice. I simply walked into the store. Walked to the cds. Picked out 10 cds that i wanted. Took them to the linens section. Found some towels to "look at". I laie the cd cases on the towels. To anyone walking by it just apprered as if I was examineing the towel. I then busted out my box cutter. Sliced open each case. Took the cds out. Put in the secret pocket ive sown into my pants. I then walked out with a whopping $170 worth of merchendise.

[Norman Broke Ass]

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